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jonesberg scratch

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!
by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021
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ball-scratcher

someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you
Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!
by lowconnection21 May 1, 2022
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Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
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Booky scratch

Man I got some damn Booky scratch!!

Ay nigga what kinda got damn Booky scratch is this shit mane
by Yung Braids December 5, 2022
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tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
by Duckyduck November 26, 2013
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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard
ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt
by Suklaa March 11, 2017
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