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Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)
That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter
by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023
mugGet the Scooter Hootermug.

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.
Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?
by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011
mugGet the Scooter Bopsmug.

Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Spoofingmug.

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the scooters of anarchymug.

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