sitrap

an even more elite way of saying 'situation wrapup'. mostly used by 12 year old asian kids playing some online game in an internet cafe.

also: the act of rapping while sitting down, possibly on the toilet.

"deathscythe84, give me a sitrap on our base defense!"

or

"yo, Imabout to drop a fresh sitrap for 'yall"

by count December 5, 2003

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013

strapitute

Stripper that is also a prostitute.

For a few extra dollars that strapitute will suck you off.

by Sammichpants February 24, 2015

Saraphine

Saraphine is a girl that is "One Of A Kind" loyal, Trustworthy, Humorous. Saraphine hates her real name so she goes by Sara she is the most beautiful creature that anyone has ever layed there eyes upon her love is so hard to un-cover because of her battles with some lustful males that have cheated and broke her heart. If my only option was death I'd wanna die laying on her lap and take one last picture of her face and enjoy that moment for as long as possible and reminisce all the memories that were made between us. Saraphine is kind aslong as your kind to her. Saraphine has blonde hair, beautiful skin and big eyes she has a really sexy nose that needs to be picked by her man ( By the way she's taken ) because she is a Loyal gal. She is the type to vandalize your initals on some property and make a memory of it. She is special she'll give you the heebiejeebies and you'll love it. If you got a girl like Saraphine hold her close and never let go of her enjoy all the moments even the bad or sad moments

Brenden Hundley: "You know Saraphine?"

Paulo: "Yeah my girlfriend back the fuck off"

by Bigcoc45 September 1, 2018

satyapkgirl

New to twitter awesome girl

Kind hearted

Satyapkgirl is good-looking

by Ramcharan_tulas1 May 20, 2021

Kook Strap

A degrogatory name for a surfboard leash, in particular when used on a longboard.

"That friggen' hodad pearled his Bic so bad on that little ankle biter than he nearly choked himself with his kook strap."

"Dude, it's only like two feet out there. Are you really gonna use your friggen kook strap?"

by Seymore Kuntz May 11, 2012