salt lord

People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.

Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...

by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016

Salt and Vinegaring

The act of urinating on/in an individual after ejaculating on/in the individual.

"Pablo...you just jizzed on my tits..?"
"Sorry Janine..let me just wash it off"

-Janine loves a good salt and vinegaring

by Jimmy Twitey August 6, 2017

salt licker

A salt licker is when a man licks a sweaty, smelly vagina and it tastes likes salt.

"Hey salt licker did you try carly's great pussy tonite? That shit was salty!"

"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.

by cluster fucker October 23, 2008

salt on the rim

When one puts cocaine on a girl's asshole with the intent to lick it off.

After we got back from the club and started making out, I began to go down on my girlfriend when she ask me if I'd put a little salt on the rim. I said I had already had too much to drink but if she wanted another martini I'd go fix her one. The situation was clarified when she whipped out a small plate of cocaine...then I knew what sort of cocktail she was after.

by Qorn36 November 22, 2010

salted rim

When a male ejaculates on a woman's asshole and leaves it to dry.

A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"

by chickencat March 23, 2010

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018

Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

by taco_55 January 6, 2019