Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.
by ComradeAndrew June 03, 2007
People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.
E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.
E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.
Salt lord annoys someone*
Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*
Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...
Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*
Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...
by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016
"Hey salt licker did you try carly's great pussy tonite? That shit was salty!"
"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.
"Gee wilikers! That was some salty pussy last night!".. said the salt licker.
by cluster fucker September 07, 2008
After we got back from the club and started making out, I began to go down on my girlfriend when she ask me if I'd put a little salt on the rim. I said I had already had too much to drink but if she wanted another martini I'd go fix her one. The situation was clarified when she whipped out a small plate of cocaine...then I knew what sort of cocktail she was after.
by Qorn36 November 20, 2010
A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"
by chickencat March 24, 2010
1. Speaking saltily; repetitively "going off" and roasting people in an epic fashion.
2. The condition of having a dry mouth.
2. The condition of having a dry mouth.
1. Yeezy had that salt-tongue at the VMAs.
2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?
2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?
by rudester34 June 25, 2015
Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni
by taco_55 January 07, 2019