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light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014
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A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.
Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”
by NotNotToday September 13, 2020
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flip a switch

To lose control; freak out; become enraged and pissed off.
If that douche bag doesn't back up off my girl I am going to flip a swith!
by Slayerize May 10, 2005
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Hawian Switch

The act of having sex with a girl doggy style and making up an excuse to leave the room, then having a friend come in to take your place while you run out of the house and wave at her through a window.
Guy 1: Dude I totally pulled an Hawian Switch on her.

Guy 2: Did she flip out?
Guy 1: Well, my friends getting out of the hospital today.
by Bballer7979 October 3, 2009
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Dirty Switch-up

The act of going "Ass to Mouth." Taking your Rod out of her ass and plunging it in the vagina or mouth, unexpectedly.
I was tired of anal, yet too lazy to clean up my cock, so I pulled a dirty switch-up and shot my wad deep in her taco-box!
by HOT KARL 666 May 2, 2010
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West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao July 6, 2015
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kill switch

common device in cars and bikes used to
kill the engine when all else fails.

its also a term refering to the switch electrocutioners hit when a person is in "the chair".
times up, its 12 o' clock, say your prayers...hit the "kill switch".
by synthetik_smurf September 7, 2005
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