Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Bella Swope

Very pretty girl with short black hair and a very nice body wants to be nice but has a short temper

Bella swope is beautiful

by Thegaylord April 27, 2022

death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.

“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”

by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

You swiped!

My favorite personal verb to explain to someone "You tried" but in a more reflective way, i'd only use this verb in an arguement it's pretty useless

"And that's why you're ugly"
"At least my beauty is on the inside, but you swiped!"

by CrayonWater June 24, 2023

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card

Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe

by jill lavigne November 24, 2023