Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.

Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..

by _BigClock March 4, 2024

Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Teacher Standard

When your or someone else's teacher never responds to anyone when you'd need them to.

I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.

by 1080 March 9, 2021

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

International Business Standard Time (IBST)

International Standard Business Time is a "time zone" that does not change based on location. This time is the same throughout the planet. If it is 10:00 IBST in Moscow, it is also 10:00 IBST in Texas. IBST allows international companies to sync with each other. It is most commonly seen in the 24hr format- I.e. 00:00 is midnight. IBST is the same as GMT, but as earlier stated, is recognized globally and does not depend on location.

We've set a meeting with all the GMs via Skype conference for July 11th at 1300 International Business Standard Time (IBST).

by Biochristy September 10, 2015

Double standard

A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.

The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020

Double standard

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.

Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021