Scoutosis

When you comb your hair frequently every couple minutes or so and gain a hair fetish

Alex, Robert, and Connor have a hair fetish I think they have caught Scoutosis

by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010

smout

A child or undersized person

Word Origin scots
possible variant of smolt- undersized salmon

he'd be no good it a fight, look at him. he's a smout.

by lambrelljenlambrelljen June 30, 2017

Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

by Corks September 25, 2010

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Mouth of the south

A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.

Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.

Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(

by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020

North Side of the Dirty South

Generally the state that is just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maryland and some will also consider Washington DC.

We about to take on a ride through the north side of the dirty south!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008