spoon state

A State of tiredness so high that you can actually feel symptoms of intoxication.

"I was so tired last night that I actually thought that an episode of friends was funny, I must've been in a spoon state"

by kroizer March 5, 2018

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

by Slidekick October 24, 2017

Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.

WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!

by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022

Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease

Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021

Spoon me

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

by Marty Broon October 22, 2008