dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food
She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.
by sideburns September 08, 2013
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Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2021
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spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
by SammyPie April 03, 2011
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Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 02, 2020
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spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.
by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019
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lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)
Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.
by Jimmy5385 January 31, 2012
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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 03, 2016
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