spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 30, 2007

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.

The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.

by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

Hawaiian spank

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

Bombay spank

Any variety of spicy foreign foods.(Especialy from India )

Jeff headed to the local Indian restaurant for some Bombay spank.

by bwomchickabowow February 8, 2009