When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 30, 2009
A Viral Internet Meme That Trended For 3 Years Until Sans Was Added To Smash Bros Ultimate As A Mii Fighter Costume.
by Unknown_Aussie95 December 22, 2019
by Pink Motorola May 16, 2021
A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
by hipstersbeingtriangles December 07, 2010
by PlantyCheese March 09, 2020
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
by Siobhan Smith April 24, 2008
when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 07, 2009