The Smallenburger

When you hookup with a woman and she is unable to make you cum.

He's tense and pent up because he got The Smallenburger last night. She failed him miserably.

by Lonelycuck August 4, 2024

Tallywacker Smacker

Its what you shout when you sneakly whack your work colleagues or mates in the groin.

I snuck up on Darren at work and gave him a Tallywacker Smacker

by Fatballbag February 20, 2024

Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

Fred Smacked

When you talk over someone so much they cant get a word in.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ramble, Fred Smacked

by Just show Proof April 19, 2024

the smallest man who ever lived

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend

“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Sam Smalley

A person who ignores everyone when procrastinating revising and takes a long time to eat

We have been in this restaurant for ages he’s doing a sam smalley

by mudhammer56 November 26, 2024

Patty Smacker

Its when you put a McDouble between their ass cheeks, then spank their ass cheps and make the McDouble jiggle with their ass.

My girlfriend asked me if I was a patty smacker, and I said "Hell Yeah!"

by bjackiscool February 12, 2026