Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.When your homie is solely focused on girl all day every day even though she won’t give him a chance. Especially when she makes it known she won’t give him a chance
Doconn has been simping over Jolene for over a year now, he needs to get some help, let’s talk to him.
by JahHandle July 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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Get the simp mug.Simp Typically a male who sees the woman he likes has his queen. Even tho she doesn’t know him personally or physically. They Donate and buy huge amounts of Stuff or donate Thousands of dollars to their “Queen”
Simps also jerk off to their Favorite streamer through twitch and always sends unnecessary and uncomfortable messages to their Streamers DMs. Simps often Protect their Queen when they say some really dumb shit on the internet.
Also take down videos or sponsors of the person who talks against her. *cough* *cough* Pokimane
Simps also jerk off to their Favorite streamer through twitch and always sends unnecessary and uncomfortable messages to their Streamers DMs. Simps often Protect their Queen when they say some really dumb shit on the internet.
Also take down videos or sponsors of the person who talks against her. *cough* *cough* Pokimane
Guy 1: Haha bro I literally Just saw A guy on the internet donate half of his life savings to his favorite thot.
Guy 2: bro wtf with that money I could have started some Esports gaming steam or something.. what a simp
Guy 2: bro wtf with that money I could have started some Esports gaming steam or something.. what a simp
by TherapistPierrePolnareff mod. August 2, 2020
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