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Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018
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Shockey

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.
Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."
by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005
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spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.
Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!
by fucwad March 14, 2004
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White Socker

Deragatory name for a person who works in a non-business oriented enviroment. Typically used by the upper-class to describe those with lower income or education. Construction workers, pizza delivery men don't require black socks to wear with dress pants, hence the name White Socker. Closely relates to the terms "white colar" and "blue colar".
Listen up you White Socker, I can buy and sell you like THAT!

23 Inch TV's are more suited for White Sockers, a man with my income buys a flat-screen 46''.
by Derek Hans March 5, 2007
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shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.
Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!
by MarkCox April 22, 2003
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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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shuckernucker

That shuckernucker was crazier then a road lizard.
by Shutyourmouth02 January 10, 2017
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