SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl April 08, 2014

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when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.

by joeyback April 05, 2019

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A slow bubbly, deep, wet fart that lets a little 'come out'.

Man, did you hear that guy bubble shart? He better wipe after that one.

by datdude81 October 24, 2014

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1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.

2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.

After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.

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The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

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When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

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