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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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Shake this up

To ask for a larger bill to be changed into smaller ones.
When handing the waitress a $20 bill, you ask, "Could you shake this up for me, please?"

She brings you a $10 bill, a $5 bill, and 5 $1 bills.
by emhumm November 7, 2011
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Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
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Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.
Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.
by thebusishere May 3, 2018
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Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.
Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"
by Drymartini December 16, 2012
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Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"
A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.
by Dick Walski July 28, 2010
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shake and bake

Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.
Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.
by thebasher November 11, 2009
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