A random arranging of words on a door in a college dorm. Occurs often in freshman dorms as a joke and is not highly thought of by the owners of the door.
Elise was pissed off when returning to her room because she had spied a damn seal jew had attacked her door.
by cowboy brett May 1, 2006
Get the damn seal jewmug. Sealing your mind hole is closing off your mental/emotional vulnerabilities to those who wish to harm you.
by Mind hole June 1, 2017
Get the Seal your mind holemug. To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.
by Snoogins April 24, 2005
Get the make like a circus sealmug. stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags
1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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by testickle March 19, 2008
Get the canadian seal huntersmug. The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
by JRos10 April 1, 2008
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. by sharks445 August 30, 2011
Get the Seal kisses bikini girlsmug. When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021
Get the Reaper death seal jutsumug.