Sam

Someone who thinks there really funny and is actaully some cocky dickhead

Look at that kid
He’s totally a Sam

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.

That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 3, 2020

sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.

sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.

by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.

"Sam has a 4 inch penis."

by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017

Sam

A loving sexy alpha male that plays football and basketball that typically has black or brown hair, brown or gren eyes and is normally quite tall. If you know a Sam don't hesitate to ask him out

girl 1 : Hey that guy Sam is really nice
girl 2 : Yeah you know Sams are perfect boyfriend material
girl 1 : Really? I'm going to ask him out now. Thanks!

by Sexy Amazing Man. (Sam) November 14, 2020

Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.

SAM!!!

by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015

Sam

Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved

Awww is that Sam over there he is so fat

by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019