Sam messes with babies
by solomon james January 23, 2019
A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
by The Unspoken Truth June 06, 2017
Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 02, 2016
by Midgetbiatch July 20, 2015
(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor
by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 03, 2019
The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny
by Lovinallthepussy November 07, 2016