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Russell's ball

A ball that no longer has the will to live in Russell's sack
Russell's ball commited suicide
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Russell

Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this
person 1: Russell has down syndrome.
Person 2: no shit! Sherlock.
by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024
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Russell

A man that can split you in half with his cock
Russell your ripping my pussy in half
by anonymous January 24, 2024
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Billy Russell

A guy who thinks he's jacked but he really isn't. He just got blessed with really good genetics and flexes his muscles every day in front of the entire school. Also, he somehow got a delusional girlfriend who thinks he's hot. Also, he thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl ever but in reality she is very mid.
Hey Billy Russell, can you please stop flexing your tiny muscles in front of everyone.
by I use XXL condoms November 9, 2023
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Russell Brunson

Russell Brunson is a name that's synonymous with internet marketing and sales funnels. He's the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped countless entrepreneurs build their online businesses. Russell's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set, just like his fellow internet entrepreneur buddies Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. These guys are like the modern-day Rat Pack, except they're focused on dominating the business and social media world instead of Las Vegas. Russell might not be as flamboyant as some of his internet celebrity counterparts, but he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His sales and marketing strategies are so effective, they might just make you want to throw your money at him. But don't worry, he won't mind.
Russell Brunson is a prominent figure in the internet marketing and sales funnel industry. He is the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped numerous entrepreneurs to establish their online businesses. Along with his contemporaries such as Josh King Madrid, Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, he is known as the modern-day Rat Pack. Brunson has appeared in a number of films including World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. Although he may not be as flashy as some of his colleagues, his sales and marketing strategies are highly effective and have earned him a reputation as a powerhouse in the industry.
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Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
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