Royal Evacuation

The finish of a Blumpkin- When you are taking a poo and getting a blow job at the same time. A Royal Evacuation is the point of orgasm when you lose your load from both sides.

My girl came into the bathroom while I was taking a poo. She got frisky and started giving me mad head. When I came, I called it a royal evacuation.

by c8e July 19, 2007

Royal Throne

When a female sits on her male counter-part's face and then proceeds to give a foot-job while being eaten out.

Sam laid on the ground while Jenny gave him a royal throne.

by KentuckySlick September 30, 2010

royal dump

A royal dump is the process of pooping so hard, causing poop to becomes so solid that it is as hard as gold; therefore getting the name 'Royal Dump'.

Jack: "How's your bum feeling?"
Connor: "Not so fresh; I just took a royal dump"

by Rabbitor September 21, 2013

Fortnite battle royale

why does this f*cking game EXIST!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! JUST WHY? THIS GAME, OH GOD! THIS GAME SUCKS! JUST DELETE THIS GAME PLEASE!!!!!!

Jimmy jorge: Hey do you play Fortnite battle royale?
smart bobby plank: No? Why do you ask
Jimmy: I play it bobb-
bobby has left the chat.

by that mememer May 9, 2020

royal

the best. the coolest.

dude you are lookin royal!

by slybacon August 26, 2008

Clash Royale

A game that have paid to wins and free to plays, has lots of very rigged match up.

Clash Royale is a addicting game.

by Lavaloon God May 29, 2018

royal wank

To make a special occasion for a pulling of the pud.

Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slapped his 18ft cock into it, enjoying the royal wank he'd planned for weeks.

by vinagan July 29, 2008