BMF Rule

Big Mother Fucker Rule,
When your friend drives a tiny car, the big mother fucker automatically gets front seat, if there are two big mother fuckers, you take two cars

Sean - SHOTGUN
Jeremiah - Nah dude, BMF RULE
Sean - Fuck that, its a four door
Jeremiah - Dude its still BMF RULE, get in the back
Sean - I fucking hate you, get the fuck out of my house

by JeremiahFBaby February 27, 2009

G Rule

There once was a man whose name starts with G. This man had a tendency to continue a joke and take it over the line, usually resulting in something disgusting or unfomfortable for everyone in the room.

Me: "Hey Greg, I went do to the bar last night where were you?"

Greg: "I was going down on your Mom."

Me: "G Rule!"

by coff April 3, 2009

Rule X

1. Rule X is defined as the rule that is the answer to all "Why/how come questions". It states that To all Why questions the answer is X.

2. You do not question Rule X because the answer itself is rule X. Do not ask what the X stands because it is an unnesissary question. And rule X does not answer it.

Person A: Why are clouds blue?
Person B: Rule X, man.

by Exman33 April 19, 2010

Rule 86

If it exists, it can play bad apple

Dude 1 : did you see that vid of someone playing Bad Apple on a calculator?
Dude 2: nah I saw it on a slice of volume
Dude 3 : it was on a flip book!
Dude 4 : I saw it on a pregnancy test
Dude 5 : literally rule 86: if exists it, can play bad apple

by Hu Tao February 28, 2023

The Vegas Rule

An agreement between individuals to not discuss publicly events, conversations, or happenings they have shared in common. Applies to nights out, parties, business meetings, conversations, etc. Can be heard expressed as "What happens here, stays here."

We must keep this discussion between us. I am asking you to apply "The Vegas Rule" on this one. You know... "What happens here, stays here."

by admancorb August 10, 2009

ten second rule

A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.

Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!

by gamerrox October 19, 2010

The Peace Rule

If someone is being a complete faggot, or douchebag, The Peace Rule can be used to make them leave. You can do this by "Peacing", which is the act of yelling "PEACE!" while making the peace sign towards someone. If the person receives a Peace from 3 different people, they must leave the near area. In order to get kicked out of a house, or completely leave a vicinity, they must receive 5 peaces. The owner of the house has "House Peace", which counts as 2 peaces. When you have to leave completely, everyone yells Peace, which is called "Supreme Peace", and is more of an honor rather than getting kicked out. You can not get peaced out of your own house, and you can't make someone peace if they are smoking you out.

Bryce: That kid is being a faggot...
Owen: I kinda wanna punch him in the face!
Colby, Matt, Bryce, Troy, Owen: (To Kid) PEACE!
Annoying Kid: Awwe man. 5 Peaces? I have to leave the house...(leaves house)
Everyone: I'm glad we have The Peace Rule

by SorryUrAdopted May 4, 2011