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jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 13, 2022
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Roller Dog

Term used when describing the pork/beef hot dogs that are cooked on a rotating roller grill at certain gas stations. The term is also used to describe a homosexual man who enjoys roller dogs.
Benny and David walk into a restaurant. Benny says “Man, this place is full of roller dogs.” David responds, “Yeah I’m starving.” Benny replies, “No not the food, the people.”
by Thedoors123 July 27, 2025
mugGet the Roller Dogmug.

Troller Roller

1. He is not just a troll he is a troller roller.
2. He trolled me so hard he earned the title of troller roller
by trollopolis January 21, 2010
mugGet the Troller Rollermug.

Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021
mugGet the Roller dickingmug.

Roller Blazing

The act of roller blading while blazing it up at the same time.
dude 1 "hey brah you you wanna work out" dude 2 " nah brah I'm just trynna blaze it up" dude 3 " Just go roller blazing then you can do both"
by cam is fam July 29, 2017
mugGet the Roller Blazingmug.

Roller Coaster

Roll-er Co-ster

A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.
by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023
mugGet the Roller Coastermug.

Rollers

Patrol officers in a police department; non-specialized cops that spend their shift rolling around in a squad car; the lowest rung of a police department’s hierarchy.
DRUG DEALER: Is that the cops over there? Should I be concerned?

ACQUAINTANCE: It’s just the rollers, so you’re cool. Those fools don’t know what’s going down.
by CommonCents 13 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Rollersmug.

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