Someone with less-than-stellar aptitude. A mixture of "rocket scientist" and "brain surgeon", this phrase describes a person that is neither. The subject also frequently has an overinflated sense of self worth, flaunting his acheivments and trying to insult other people's intelligence whenever he or she feels dumb.
The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or perform some other action that would get them "Darwined".
The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they've just been zinged. This is often heard amongst tech-support agents.
The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or perform some other action that would get them "Darwined".
The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they've just been zinged. This is often heard amongst tech-support agents.
I just got off the phone with some Rocket Surgeon who was cussing me out because he couldn't figure out how to open the battery door on his camera, and kept telling me all about his MCSE and his PhD.
by DirkusMaximus May 27, 2007
Get the Rocket Surgeonmug. by steward May 13, 2005
Get the Rocket Whoremug. by Booottttyyyyyyyyy March 25, 2016
Get the shes a rocketmug. sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing
by sandguy April 4, 2003
Get the crotch rocketmug. by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009
Get the Polishing the Rocketmug. Guy1: I just went into the bathroom to take a large poo, and rather than having a normal bowel movement it removed itself from my ass so fast that it ripped my ring!
Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!
Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!
by Achmed Mgesturettegortoryfaggo July 12, 2010
Get the Bum Rocketmug. Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.
In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
by Gregg August 21, 2004
Get the lob the rocketmug.