Rachel

An extremely confusing girl! One minute she's calling you a boring vegan, the next minute she's not inviting you on nights out because you're too wild. Has massive chebs, likes getting them milked on the daily! Enjoys belly button shots! Never passes up an opportunity for a raunchy photo!

Rachel:

One minute...Oh John, stop being

boring
Next minute ... oh John stop being so wild

by Naughtyman69 August 18, 2017

Rachel

Demon. That's it.

Person: Did it hurt?
Rachel: What?
Person: When you broke the Earth's crust ascending from Hell :)
OR
Person 1: Omg you're such a Rachel
Person 2: *cries them self to sleep*

by whales666 May 10, 2018

Rachel

A person, typically a female, who tends to be a whore and kinkshamer. they also have at least 10 dick pics in their phone at all times

"hey did you hear about Carol? god shes SUCH a Rachel

by thahatfic August 20, 2018

Rachel

A twat waffle.

Rachel: I'm a cunt salad.
Billy: You sure are.

by Rachelsux69 September 16, 2014

Rachel

Usually a fat animal who is a bitch and makes weird sound

Don't be a Rachel

by Laiieopw May 30, 2016

Rachel Dolezal

Someone who appears to be black, but isn't a true black

Obama don't give a damn about us black folk! He be Rachel Dolezaling!

by Bruce Charit June 18, 2015

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013