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puto rican

Puto rican a Puerto Rican that brags about being the hardest worker on site. Typically has a shit don’t stink attitude. Extremely entitled. Puto ricans will pretend to work infront of bosses. Puto ricans pretend to fit in with Mexicans but are often hated more than white people. Puto ricans are extremely lazy and expect everyone else to carry the work load. Puto ricans can be found at the end of the bosses dick . You may often find one in the break room or other locations with chairs.
Worker 1 I think the new guy is puto rican . Worker 2 he’s always sitting in the brake room
by DaddieFafo January 24, 2024
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puto rican

A Puerto rican bitch boy that sits on his ass till the boss shows up.
The puto rican started working . The boss must be near
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
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Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.
That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
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Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
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costa rican churchill

basically shaved ice but with some costa rican flare to create a sugar bomb since ticos are strangely obsessed with condensed milk. and now there are like a million variations such as cakes, popsicles, ice cream, gelato, waffles, and drinks because capitalism

created in the Puntarenas province by Joaquín Agüilar Ezquivel, and because of his striking resemblance to british prime minister, Sir Winston Churchill, they gave it it's name. (lmfao??)

churchill vendors are mainly found on Puntarena beachsides like Playa Caldera.
i gave a costa rican churchill to my lactose intolerant friend and i think i killed him
by gooooga July 7, 2023
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disrespectful puerto rican

When you’re fucking someone from behind and put your foot on their face, typically preformed to Puerto Rican music. Walking outside barefoot for a few hours beforehand is recommended.
Bro I hit her with the disrespectful Puerto Rican last night. We’re getting divorced.
by anonymous July 9, 2022
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Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.
Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
by leverr July 26, 2022
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