putting someone over

Making someone look good in front of others

Dude, I really put you over with David and Lisa in our meeting this morning; I think you will land the job.

by Dean Harvey February 11, 2004

put you to sleep

Put you to sleep is when you fuck someone so hard they pass out.

I can't wait to put you to sleep tonight.

by That_Trans_Guy_Denki February 3, 2021

put the snapper on him

Gave him that good good, so damn good he dont want anything else from any other woman

Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".

by Awesome doodle 2355 September 6, 2014

put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Put a hit out on

to contract with a killer to have someone murdered.

Peter: I sort of put a hit out on ya.
Louis : How could you put a hit out on me !

by CansuHoca July 14, 2016

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011