Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

proteinaceous

Thick af. Thicc with at least four cs, and perhaps a q.

Damn girl, that booty be looking proteinaceous af.

by Princess Protection Program December 12, 2021

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

PROTTASHA

PROTTASHA is the person who is a good friend but sometimes is crazy

Don’t worry, she’s a PROTTASHA

by itsmayo February 3, 2023

protogoal

A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.

Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...

Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.

by shlongsisters April 19, 2023

Protest via Poetry

When someone waves or reads a book of poetry at a Trump rally as they are being pissed off by his racist, supremacist, or hateful comments about his political foes or towards those with a different skin color as him.

Johanna opened a copy of Claudia Rankine’s “Citizen: An American Lyric” halfway through the political rally she’s attending with her husband—did her action look like a sign protest via poetry?

by Covido July 28, 2023

protein pills

Regarding to how artificial, empty, and emotionless the modern world is.

Something plain and boring. Often redundant.

“School lunch is like eating protein pills!”

by HunkerTV October 9, 2023