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dumb fat principal

a 600-pound person usually a white woman an annoying principle with a decoration in her office that says "i would quit chocolate but im not a quiter". she decided tarmac only recess will happen when snowing even though other schools dont have that. she is either trying to form a hellscape or is dumb af
by friendly neighborhood dumbass December 5, 2024
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Aerith-Hinawa Principle

The Aerith-Hinawa Principle states that in a video game where you’re allowed to pick names for your characters, you should never name them after your loved ones. Named after two of the most traumatizing character deaths in video game history: Aerith from Final Fantasy VII, and Hinawa from Mother 3. A lot of people named these two after people they loved, and it only made their deaths that much worse.
Lucas: For my first Nuzlocke run, I’m naming all of my Pokémon after my closest friends!

Cloud: Please reconsider. I take it you’re unfamiliar with the Aerith-Hinawa Principle?
by Shepherd Guy December 6, 2024
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Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.
Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.
by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024
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I Work On Principals On Work I

I Work On Principals On Work I
I Work On Principals On Work I
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Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.
"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"
by AD94441 March 14, 2026
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The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes
Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain
by 6117 October 24, 2025
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the paradox where 4 sides of a square aren't verbal and it makes a weird shaped square
quadratic verbulated paradox of fourth principal of astrochemestry is funny
by anonymous January 25, 2022
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