premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.
I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.
by therapy April 2, 2013
Get the Premature edistribution mug.When you say bye to someone and attempt to walk away, only to realize that the person is walking in the same direction as you, resulting in an awkward silence. Common futile resolutions to avoid the ensuing awkwardness are: walk faster or slower than the person to separate oneself, initiate small talk, check one's phone.
Bill: Alright Norm, I'll get that paperwork for Monday, see ya.
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone
by cheetaela October 23, 2013
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He tried preempting his creditor by filing for bankruptcy.
The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.
The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.
by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013
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About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.
by lillovekitty November 26, 2013
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Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".
by Artful Codger November 27, 2014
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by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015
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I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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