premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

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Perma-grin

It's the " permanent grin " you receive when you're stoned.

" Man, my cheeks are sore. I had a perma-grin for about an hour. "

by GOES OUT TO WILL GREGG! March 26, 2008

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That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked

T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.

by Jim Wright September 9, 2008

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premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

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Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

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