Monster Popsicle

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

by philhawk69 August 22, 2010

purple popsicle

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

poskies

means kool,sweet,popo,great and,awsome

instead of sayin kool say poskies

by sheldon.L July 23, 2005

mary popkins

While having sex with a female or male place a plastic bag over your partners head firmly making sure the bag is inflated with air. Moments before suffocation, pop the bag, pull out, and blow load in partners mouth as he or she gasps for air.

"Paper or plastic?"
"Plastic...I wanna Mary Popkins my bitch later"

by Brandon Johnson December 16, 2007

popsicle starfish

the sexual retaliation after two people in a long distance relationship finally end there celibacy with each other
or
the ending of celibacy

damit jessica you are so gonna get the popsicle starfish when you get here,and i'm not taken it out till the stick is clean

by nevereven May 20, 2008

popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo

i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle

by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008