polish invasion

When you pee in your partner's mouth instead of ejaculating

Dude, i polish invasioned Amanda last night and she couldn't tell the difference!

by DumpiesDumpTruck November 16, 2017

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020

Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.

She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher

by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023