Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.

Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.

by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017