polish hotdog

Reference to a man's genitalia; this phrase generally implies that it is large.

John guy has a polish hotdog.

by nature's flaw June 7, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

polish hammer

A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.

Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.

by Jrpolen December 26, 2007

Polish Sauna

Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.

Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!

by Booqi March 26, 2008

Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

polish bycycle

when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits

last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.

by foreskinfury July 9, 2012

Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012