pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

strip poker

Strip poker can be played many different ways, the most common of wich is to play regular poker and use the clothes as betting objects. It is:

1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.

"Danielle and Jessica were getting it on during strip poker."
"Hell yeah."

by The Literate Chatterbox April 9, 2006

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

pokeclipse

Started out as a joke, a parody to Digiclipse.
Originates from 4chan, and was a forum with Pokemon believers.

Quoted from Evan1109:
This started as an effort to troll Digiclipse. It's a site that had people who honestly, TRULY believed in Digimon and the digital world. /v/ discovered it on Friday. My idea was to take the piss out of them with Pokeclipse, and we'd build up posts for a week and then spring in on Digiclipse to troll them, and have nerdrage arguments about which of our fictional worlds were real.

by S. H April 1, 2008

pokie

a nipple that seeps through a shirt, t-shirt, dress, cloth. Generally most visible when nipples are hard, excited.

Did you check out what Britney Spears was wearing on Conan last night? You could see her pokies.

by yellow pimp October 3, 2004

pokevirgin

one who has never had a pokegasm

nicole is a pokevirgin because she has never had a pokegasm

by pokepimp January 19, 2010

Pokersleep

Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.

Playing psp till 3 am

Parents walk into room

(pokersleep)

Parents leave...

Keep playing

by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010