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the clamping plate 

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
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dicks on a plate 

Mom: Honey, breakfast is ready

Son: What is it, mom?

Mom: Scrambled eggs and sausages

Son: AKA dicks on a plate, huh?

Mom: You watch your tone mister
dicks on a plate by IheartSausages February 5, 2010
When one is on all fours their is a dimple made in their lower back right above the ass. During the act of anal sex the man might choose to excrete his "load" onto this bodily location.
When Karl was almost in climax mode, he decided that he would like to serve it via hot plate.
hot plate by Stephen Fairley July 2, 2007

You thought you ate? Give me that plate 

“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”

Boobs On A Hot Plate 

Another way of saying "No worries".

Used when someone apologizes or expresses gratitude.
1: "Hey, is it okay if my feet go in your mouth?"
2: "No. That's weird as fuck."

(1 shoves cock in 2's mouth anyway.)

1: "Do you like that? Do you like it down your throat? Choke for me. Choke."
(2 takes feet out of mouth momentarily.)
2: "It's actually not that bad. Definitely underrated."
1: "Can I shove them back in?"
2: "Sure."
1: "Thanks."
2: "Boobs on a hot plate."

(2 shoves 1's feet back down his throat.)

Blue Plate Special 

When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "
My buddy asked me if want to have lunch with him and order the Blue Plate Special.
Blue Plate Special by Oh-my December 14, 2021