Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.
by themintyone September 10, 2011
Get the Minty Pissmug. "The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."
-"Drinking and pissing fuck"
"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."
-"Hard dick"
-"Drinking and pissing fuck"
"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."
-"Hard dick"
by dhc529 September 8, 2009
Get the Piss Streammug. When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
Get the Jamba pissmug. 
Get the Piss-Liquidmug. A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
Get the Pissing on the Moooonmug. The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
by Your ugly next door neighbour August 2, 2010
Get the Dumpster Pissmug. by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019
Get the pussy pissmug.