parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.

Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.

by Kat McGat April 23, 2006

perkins

Pronounced (Purk-in's)

A light snack or something similar, usually used within and around marijuana smokes, where hunger begins to build, but it isn't yet munchies.

"I'm well up for some perkins"

or

"This chocalate bar is the perfect perkins!"

by Twigz December 17, 2005

ParkingTigers

A slang term for an absolute loser.

Someone who everyone hates and doesn't want to be around.

The most un-fanciest human you will ever meet.

Someone who likes to start drama then cry when they get the same treatment or hated for it.

Typically likes to hang out with old Brazilian ladies, women who are missing fingers and the British.

ParkingTigers - "Why do they hate me?"
Chad - "Cos you always gotta be like ParkingTigers and it makes everyone want to keep themselves safe, even their dads"

by ParkingTigers July 29, 2023

parking lot

What Iran will get turned into by us or Israel if they ever attempt to use one of their nukes. Same goes for North Korea and their shitty missiles.

The entire city of Tehran will be a parking lot by 2010 if those morons keep it up. Unfortunately, there will also be hella dead people and/or nuclear fallout there.

by kinda sad but true July 23, 2006

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009