A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
Get the pencil monstermug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug. by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009
Get the Pencil Slangermug. The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011
Get the pencil leperchaunsmug. Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.
Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.
by Logan LP September 12, 2025
Get the rhode island piss pencilingmug. A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020
Get the Pencilmug. by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug.