Touching Blue Pencil 

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

Touching Blue Pencil by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

magic pencil 

The magic pencil is another name to use for the edit option on a message board

If you post a comment on a message board and later decide you want to change it just use the magic pencil!

magic pencil by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) October 15, 2009

Mexican eyebrow pencil 

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

Mexican eyebrow pencil by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010

The Pencil Test 

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

The Pencil Test by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Break the Pencil 

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.

Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."

Break the Pencil by Loveme May 24, 2016

sharpen my pencil 

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)

Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

sharpen my pencil by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008

Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.

After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.

Sharpened Pencil by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007