Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.

White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!

by DiZ037 May 4, 2011

Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

please don't eat the daisies

Don't do something outrageously idiotic.

From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).

OK, you are on your own now, but please don't eat the daisies.

by Franskraler May 10, 2016

Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer

Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

Tony Please!

This term basically describes a woman who is a total fucking whore. The whorest of all whores!

"Yo Chris check out that Tony Please!, I can see the herpes forming on her lips"

by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008

Um Caresha Please

When your friend telling your business around around yo lil piece

“ is that the boy you met at Myrtle Beach that took you on the boat ride ... UM CARESHA PLEASE “

by Golden Flake March 22, 2021