A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.
by Lurchinyourmom June 05, 2018
Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017
He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.
by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025
A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.
by Zombeans March 22, 2024
The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
by potnooodle September 06, 2020
UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.
Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
by z'mirote May 04, 2020