Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
Get the Polish Trumpet mug.

Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
by warlock of feet January 09, 2021
Get the Polish Jacuzzi mug.

Polish Goodmorning

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.
Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.
by Anjelich August 19, 2020
Get the Polish Goodmorning mug.

Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 05, 2021
Get the Polish janitor mug.

Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.
My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.
by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018
Get the Polish carpenter mug.

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...
by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020
Get the polish chad mug.

Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.
That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.
by MrGrum May 23, 2017
Get the Polish firecracker mug.