politician

a piece of shit who has no idea whats good for regualr working- class people just himself and his rich friends. The politician has never spent 1 minute in the real world and makes up ridiculous policies and raises taxes so high so he can go to europe in the summer.

Oh yeah they lie all the time too

dude! this pack of cigarettes is $10
thank new jersey's politicians

by money bagz May 22, 2007

politician

The world's second oldest profession. Which is probably the reason why does it have so much in common with the first one.

A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.

by Kvigzog June 12, 2009

political answer

to not answer a direct question and just beat around the bush.

journalist: "how do you plan to make iraq a better place?"

President: "well that question was vague and there are many answers to that question which will take time to answer..."

journalist: "that was a great political answer"

by karmelo August 4, 2007

political correctness

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Most elegant depiction I've seen of "political correctness"

by jdbroom December 10, 2008

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice

the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black

by asshole February 2, 2004

Politically Ignorant

Someone who doesn't give even the slightest shit about politics, and instead enjoys the sight of political activists acting like rabid cavemen about it.

Person 1: DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING (Party) PROPAGANDA IN THAT ONE THING
Person 2: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST PIG, YOU'RE WHAT'S HARMING OUR COUNTRY'S FUTURE
Person 3: WHEN (Presidential candidate) IS ELECTED, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU DISGUSTING PSEUDO NAZIS BURN IN HELL

Politically Ignorant Person: yall are fucking idiots lmao

by Broham McSlowham June 17, 2019

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022