dump in the oven 

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

dump in the oven by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

Tossed in the oven 

When you roast someone so bad basically tossing them inside an oven and setting it to 650 degrees

person 1: If you don't gethcho cheese burger built ass outta here im boutta toss you in the oven and set it to 650 degrees cuhhhhhh
person 2: alright man

person 3: damnnnnnn he got tossed in the oven!!!

Tossed in the oven by Stevie magoose November 20, 2018

dutch oven pizza

a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)

oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!

dutch oven pizza by TurdBoggler March 25, 2009

Arizona oven 

Much like the dutch oven, except that you use an unused bathroom as the target.

Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.

That girl took me home, but I was so logged up that I had to pull an AZ oven on her.

I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.

Arizona oven by tankboy2k August 16, 2006

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap 

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

Modified Dutch Oven 

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.

Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."

Modified Dutch Oven by Terd Furguson January 16, 2007

easy bake oven 

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

easy bake oven by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006