Good outcome

You don't want a good outcome and you certainly don't want a good outcome for me or a better outcome for me than for yourself.

Hym "And again, who are are you using it on? Why are you using it? And if the answer to the first question is 'a certain class of people,' what's to stop you from doing it to people outside of that class? You own virtue? Ha! Hahahahaha! What virtue? That's why I try to be indiscriminate. But no. You don't need to use it for anything. You want to use it on me out of spite and you're a piece of shit for doing it and got a BUNCH of kids murdered. You can cover it up but I know... And YOU know... And you're dumb for doing that. I told you that would happen. So you clearly didn't want a good outcome... You wanted the things I said would happen to happen so you did the things I told you not to do and they did."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017

Same shit different outhouse

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

h.i.v.e.outsold

Stans and/or obsesses every character in existence

Imagine being h.i.v.e.outsold obsessing and stanning every character.

by dcmarvelinfromer July 24, 2021

Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.

by SLOM5 February 9, 2023

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023

The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023