box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006

Spam Box

Asshole.

I put it in her in box and in her spam box last night, if you know what I mean.

by Magicliterati February 7, 2012

Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.

Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer

by RockfordSlang September 4, 2013

box music

Box music is a term that refers to what was once known as alternative music back in the 90's. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc. The reason why the term evolved was because in college, students would go outside to smoke, these students would sit around the "call box" used to call up to the dorm room for guests to be let in. These "box people" often listened to this genre of music, thus the term.

Everytime I see Matt, he is listening to that box music on his stereo.

by Twartacus May 8, 2006

Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.

Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

The nothing box

A box that is inside if every man's brain that allows men to think about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box

by GChMp March 8, 2019

Wii boxing

The quickest way to end friendships and kick someone's ass without getting hurt. The one game that you can throw your nun chuck and still be considered socially acceptable

I lost my friend to Wii boxing

by 8tb39q4 g March 6, 2020