Northern Belle

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life northern belle?

by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Northern High School

nasty ass school in md with fake ass people. at least its better than calvert.

ur mom: you go to Northern High School?
boobs: yes
ur mom: why?

by cooochiedestroyer123 December 19, 2021

Northern Ireland

the best wee country ever.
Bonfires then bands the next day is the best part of our year. Prods and catholics. Uppa shankill. Prod squad 😍 wee emos in Belfast in a alleyway. Our wee loyalist country. Yeoooooo

Northern Ireland is the best wee country. Yeoooo

by ellieio067 January 26, 2022

Northern Highschool

A school in Calco (calvet county) Maryland. Its full of plenty of athletes that tend to lose all there games to their rival, Huntingtown high-school.

Kid from Northern highschool: Wow, our teams lookin good this year!
Kid from any other school: Yea but you're definitely loosing to htown

by Thatotherguywhoknowsthings October 15, 2021

Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021