I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

I can't deal wit chu

she aint wanna talk wit yo ass!

Jack I can't deal wit chu! *snap snap*

by jaylauren September 27, 2012

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005

you can't pour my cereal

You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through!

this bitch bumped into me and started arguing with me so i was like "you can't pour my cereal"

by fabulousemmie March 15, 2016

don't boop if you can't poop

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp

Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.

by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006

I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

White Men Can't Jump Theory

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.

"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."

by hygas September 28, 2022