Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 18, 2025

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by November 28, 2024

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 30, 2023

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 03, 2017

kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 03, 2023

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph May 30, 2018