Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

Thank U, next

A great way of telling someone on a dating app, that you're not interested. Usually said right after receiving a face picture. It important to note that it means next person, not picture.

John sent me a selfie yesterday on Grindr, I caped it with a "Thank U, next"

by darkwarrior000 August 31, 2019

maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

what's next

something is always next, what is it

Thanks for the blowjob. What's next?

by smeagal December 29, 2006

c u next tuesday

a girls private parts

c u next tuesday u cunt

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

c u next tuesday

term used to describe Carlos Boozer

"Boozer is a C U Next Tuesday" - Paul Silas.

by Miller March 24, 2005

girl next door

A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.

Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.

by Prothimos September 24, 2007